NY Times:

1)COAL IS NOT VIABLE AS A LOW-CARBON ENERGY SOURCE

2) NO MATTER WHAT SOME COAL COMPANY EXECUTIVE SAYS, EFFORTS TO SEQUESTER COAL'S CO2 EMISSION HAVE BEEN A HUGE FAILURE.

3) BASIC PHYSICS SAYS THIS SITUATION WILL NOT BE IMPROVING ANYTIME SOON.

4) "CLEAN COAL" IS AN OXY-MORON.

These are all lemmas which prove the following theorem:

COAL IS COMPLETELY ANTITHETICAL TO THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE.

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