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Friday, August 15, 2008

Bigfoot

That Bigfoot claim -- sure, it sent a 0.07 millisecond chile up your spine, until you started to look at the actual circumstances. (1) redneck guys (2) won't shot the body (3) DNA yadda yadda (4) sent your purported DNA through the mail (6) won't say exactly where it came from (7) won't bring in legitimate scientists to examine it (8) hook-up with a Bigfoot huckster (9) dole out your "findings" at the slowest rate possible (10) claim you're receiving death threats....

I mean, could it get any more comical?

And, of course, Bigfoot isn't going to be found in the northern Georgia mountains, but somewhere here in the Pacific Northwest, Oregon or Washington.

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