Obama would classify CO2 as a dangerous pollutant, his energy adviser said today, possibly immediately upon taking office.
You can expect a slew of jokes about Obama outlawing our ability to breathe, live, "We call it Life" and all that. (Here's a giveaway: Bill Clinton might have been the president who didn't inhale, but Obama will be the first one unable to exhale.)
Obama can always wear a mask attached to an air recycling system.
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