Break

I will be taking a break through Labor Day.

Enjoy the rest of August....

Bigfoot was a Hoax

Bigfoot was just a hoax -- of course. A rubber suit. Some researchers turned over an undisclosed sum for the "carcass" in ice. (It'd be interesting to know the amount of money, but I'm sure it's disclosure is protected by a nondisclosure clause, and by amply protection for the Georgia charlatans that they were absolved of all liability.

If you're looking for at least a small bit of justice, here it is:

On Tuesday, Clayton County Police Chief Jeff Turner said he has not spoken to
Whitton but processed paperwork to fire him.
"Once he perpetrated a fraud, that goes into his credibility and integrity," Turner said. "He has violated the duty of a police officer."

What's really sad is that these guys could do it all again in 2 years, and I suspect they'd get just as much attention then as they got now.

Hadley July temperature anomaly

The Hadley Center is out with their July global temperature anomaly: +0.389°C. That's the fourth in a upward trend:

April: +0.272°C
May: +0.280°C
June: +0.314°C
July: +0.389°C

Bishop Hill and the Jesus paper

I don't have a lot to say about "Bishop Hill's" alleged history of the Hockey Stick Affair.

1. The first thing that jumps out at me is that Bishop Hill reconstructed his account from Climate Audit.

   It's a long tale - and the longest posting I think I've ever written and piecing it together from the individual CA postings has been a long, hard but fascinating struggle.

   Therefore it seems it must have an inherent bias. You just can't reply on a single source and expect to uncover the truth.
   
2. I'm a journalist, not a historian, so I only write first drafts. But if reporting in the swamps of climate change science has taught me anything, it's that nothing is ever quite what it seems and there are always reasons on top of reasons and questions on top of questions. I suppose that's true of any good science story, or any good story at all. I'd need to spend weeks deconstructing this to be sure, for myself, that it was all real.
   
3. There are just too many other reconstructions that give the hockey stick result.
4. How can we take this "Bishop Hill" guy seriously if he won't even sign his real name to his work?

Those were fun times, huh! But life moves on.

Bigfoot Conference

Here's a video of Friday's "bigfoot" conference in San Jose on Friday. (Not the highest quality.)

It's not very impressive, and intends, it seems, mostly to string anyone along. Most improbably is the claim that they found the body in early June -- who in their right mind would sit on a "discovery" like this for 2 months. They say they have it in a freezer. The last, least talkative guy, talked about filling the freezer up with water. That's how how you freeze something in a freezer. Tom Biscardi cuts in to correct/clarify.

What's their angle--profiteering off the documentary Biscardi says he's making?

PS: These guys have been caught in more than one lie in recent months....

Tipping Point

The Wall Arch in Utah's Arches National Park: there one day, gone the next.

Bolt

Micheal Phelps, blah blah. By far the most impressive performance in the Olympics has came from Usain Bolt in the 100 meters: 9.69 seconds, smashing the previous world record of 9.72 sec. What's really impressive is how he did it -- he was one of the last out of the blocks, and he stopped running at about 85 meters and coasted the rest of the way in, not even pumping his arms, and pounding on his chest before the finish line. He could have broken 9.6 if he'd kept running. (I thought that was the first thing trained into sprinters?)

He's only been running the hundred for a year.

Amazing

This is incredible: a religious pastor gets to spend an hour with each Presidential candidate and ask them whatever he wants, and there is not -- at least, not in any of the coverage I've read -- not one question on the Iraq war or the morality of what we're doing there or the 50,000 - 655,000 civilians deaths we've caused there, not to mention suffering that can't even begin to be quantified.

No one question.

You'd think a religious pastor would care a little bit about that. I guess not, as long as the gays don't get to marry.

CERN Rap

The physics of the 21st century is looking very different than the past:

Suspicious Graphs

This is something suspicious about this graph that Marlo Lewis gave on Planet Gore last week:



The red and orange lines are predicted by IPCC models with standard economic scenarios. The yellow line is the IPCC prediction with no further emissions, just committed warming. The blue and green lines are actual temperature data.

Except the IPCC lines are smoothed, decadal predictions (see IPCC WG1 4AR Appendix 3.A p 336). The actual temperature data appear to be yearly results, not decadally smoothed. You can't compare them at all.

I wonder how this chart would look if the actual data were decadally smoothed as well.

The Hypoxic Green Revolution

Conservatives and Libertarians delight in extolling the virtues of Norman Borlaug, the so-called "father" of the green revolution and Nobel Peace Prize recipient. (See Ron Bailey, Virginia Postrel, Glenn Reynolds, etc.) And there is little doubt that Bourland and his agronomy methods have indeed feed millions who would have other wise starved.

So where are these luminaries now that we're seeing the downside of Bourlang's experiments? exponential growth in hypoxic (oxygen-starved) zones around the world? Not as glamorous or press-worthy.

The world is far more complex than we have ever thought, and, as Jackson Browne would say, nobody rides for free. I with environmentalism could somehow be divorced by politics, but I suppose that will never happen.

Bigfoot

That Bigfoot claim -- sure, it sent a 0.07 millisecond chile up your spine, until you started to look at the actual circumstances. (1) redneck guys (2) won't shot the body (3) DNA yadda yadda (4) sent your purported DNA through the mail (6) won't say exactly where it came from (7) won't bring in legitimate scientists to examine it (8) hook-up with a Bigfoot huckster (9) dole out your "findings" at the slowest rate possible (10) claim you're receiving death threats....

I mean, could it get any more comical?

And, of course, Bigfoot isn't going to be found in the northern Georgia mountains, but somewhere here in the Pacific Northwest, Oregon or Washington.

Bicycle Power

Here's how you do it: a fitness center opening up in Portland will use its stationary bikes to generate electricity. Four bikes will be attached to generators and produce 200 to 600 watts (if someone is on them), which will be stored in a battery and used when possible. Gives a new meaning to "keeping the lights on."

Hubble's Constant

I was working with Hubble's constant last night -- 70.1 km/s/Mpc, the expansion rate of the universe, and realized it could also be written as

2.15 cm/s per light-year

which is amusing but probably useless, except it does show you how huge the universe is if a star 2 ly away is only receding 2 cm/s faster than a star one ly away.

Also, did you know the term "Big Bang" was originally intended as an insult of the model (by Fred Hoyle). It stuck on.

Ethanol vs. Food

I didn't realize ethanol was this food intensive:

The amount of corn that it takes to produce a 20 gallon tank of ethanol could feed one person for an entire year,” Reason magazine Science Correspondent Ronald Bailey says.

I suspect he means 20 gallons of straight ethanol, but of course it's blended with gasoline in a ratio of 1 to 4-10.

The ethanol problem is a good example of what's coming down the road: climate change is such a huge civilizational problem that any attempt to ameliorate it has (several) unexpected consequences.

Antarctic Webcam

The U.S. Antarctic program has a Web cam in Antarctica, at the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station. Except right now it's too cold to operate it.

In case you were wondering, the temperature there now (5 pm PDT) is -92°F, with a wind chill of -138°F.

Second-hand Smoke

I hate smoking more than anyone -- trust me -- but this kind of conclusion is completely absurd:

The presence of a bunch of adults dedicated to abstaining from alcohol and drugs might seem like an unusual source of blight -- but some Los Angeles City Council members say that it poses a real threat to the quality of life in many neighborhoods.

An influx of sober-living homes has so affected some areas, city officials say, that children can't play outside in the evening because of second-hand smoke from recovering addicts' cigarettes and the adult nature of their 12-step conversations in backyards.

Come on. This is talking about second-hand smoke in an outdoor environmen, subject to considerable wafts. But it's simple common sense that no outdoor area is going to be so inundated with 2nd-hand smoke as to render its use impossible. You don't even need meters to measure this -- it's prima facie absurd.

So why does the LA City Council get to get away with this. And why does the press let them?

Mt. Washington Hotel, Carroll, NH

Mt. Washington Hotel, Carroll, NH:

Global Cooling is Over

NEWSFLASH: Global cooling has come to an end* -- NASA GISS says last month was the 5th warmest July in their recorded history: +0.51°C above the long-term average (1951 - 1980).

* "Skeptic logic" applied.

Free Software

Microsoft is giving away free software -- and the programs are useful:

• MS Visual Basic 2008 Express Edition
• MS Visual Web Developer 2008 Express Edition
• MS Visual C# 2008 Express Edition
• MS Visual C++ 2008 Express Edition

You can download them here:

http://www.microsoft.com/Express/Download/