A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.Also via Steve Liebling.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?"
"Nine..."
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Another Bad Physics Joke
This is dedicated to my friend Tom, with whom I suffered as a Teaching Assistance for Physics 101 & 102 Lab during our first year in graduate school:
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