Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Obama's Birth Certificate

Now that President Obama has released the long form of his birth certificate, the country can focus on more important issues: why wasn't this released before? How do we know the file wasn't digitally manipulated, or created digitally out of thin air? Where is the paper copy? Is the paper on which it's supposedly printed age-appropriate? The ink? Did the fonts on the document exist when the President was born? Is the spacing right? Why is the document number out of sequence? When role did mainstream climate scientists play in this fraud?

Finally, how do we know that the nonnative baby Obama wasn't exchanged for some legitimate American baby who has been kept hidden all these years in a sea cave on the far side of Oahu?

This only proves that the conspiracy is larger than we ever suspected.


PS: Or, as Amanda Marcotte notes, "you can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into." I wonder where else that might apply....

1 comment:

Dano said...

I can't decide if it was better to ignore it and make these clowns run around trying to fit in the clown car, or give them more oxygen to flap their hands and ululate. Only history will decide which was the better choice for our amusement.

What a sad indicator of the state of our society, eh?